Jesus Luz And Madonna Split!

[Jax Teller]

This has to be the saddest day in celebrity couple history. Madonna and Jesus Luz have broken up! I know, it's not a surprise. How long can a young hot stud handle sexing an old cougar like Madonna?

"The problem is as simple as it is obvious — it’s the age difference. How long could it last? How it even lasted a year seems a miracle to a lot of people."

It took Jesus Luz a year to dust the cobwebs off the Madge vag and he's got to be worn out by the maintenance it takes to keep it in poke worthy condition. According to sources, Madonna said "We’ve just run out of things to talk about. It’s really pushing it for us to have common ground these days. We have Kabbalah, that’s about it’.”

She'll pick her heart up off of the floor and move on to another boy toy. It's not like she's hurting to find men who want her even though she's becoming an old dried up hag. I've still got love for you Madonna.


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